Proof that zombies exist - 100 brains missing

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About 100 brains missing from University of Texas

Some 100 jars of brains, possibly including one from infamous UT sniper Charles Whitman, have gone missing from a psychology lab at the University of Texas at Austin.

who else would take these brains?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/12/03/texas-missing-brains/19819601/

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@Linkat,

Personally, I wouldn't look in Texas.

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@Ragman,

Um.....

I'm gonna tell Chai what you said.

<skips off>

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@Lordyaswas,

Humor is all relative. You should see some of mine.

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@Ragman,

I agree, just take my Mother in Law.

Please.

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@Linkat,

This so-called mystery is a no-brainer.

Any suggestion of the missing Texan brains being quite valuable stems from the mistaken belief that they were almost brand new.

What is most jarring about the incident is the trite misapprehension of felonious intent which just wont hold water.

Off the top of my head I have a good mind to wander about what else is going off there.

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@knaivete,

Fresh brains are definitely better. Everybody knows that.

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Wasn't me.

I did eat a Gnome the other day in World of Warcraft though. Cool

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@roger,

I've eaten plenty of brawn in my time, which is pigs head, with or without brain in a sort of aspic jelly. It's quite safe to eat and there are no side effects.

It's quite tasty in a sandwich with a dollop of mustard.

It was around that time I developed a regular hankering for acorns and truffles.

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@Lordyaswas,

The hankering went away after the Doc prescribed some oinkment.

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@Lordyaswas,

Maybe I'll just have extra tofu with my sprouts.

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@Linkat,

Did anyone notice that all these brains were from Texas State Lunatic Asylum? Adds a whole new dimension to why these were stolen.

Maybe another Young Frankenstein wannabe? Think Abby Normal.

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@Linkat,

Quote:

Did anyone notice that all these brains were from Texas State Lunatic Asylum? Adds a whole new dimension to why these were stolen

I even noticed that they weren't stolen.

The news item begins:

"AUSTIN -- The mystery of the missing brains at the University of Texas
appeared solved Wednesday afternoon.
UT officials released a statement saying the 100 brains believed missing from a neuroscience lab were actually destroyed in 2002 as part of routine disposal of biological waste."

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@knaivete,

Quote:

AUSTIN -- The mystery of the missing brains at the University of Texas appeared solved Wednesday afternoon.

UT officials released a statement saying the 100 brains believed missing from a neuroscience lab were actually destroyed in 2002 as part of routine disposal of biological waste.

Told you guys it wasn't me. Very Happy