Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 02:14 pm
@Roberta,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg

"Back to the future, my ass..."
Butrflynet
 
  2  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 02:16 pm
@Butrflynet,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg

"You do know, we charge extra for pizza delivery outside city limits, right?"

Butrflynet
 
  5  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 02:20 pm
@Butrflynet,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg

"Second star to the right and straight on till morning."

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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 06:42 pm
@panzade,
I thought we had some better ones...
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 06:44 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
You don't look anything like the photo on your licence!
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 06:45 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg

Why are all you cabbies damn foreigners?
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 06:51 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
I'm paying you - read your own Rand McNally.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 06:52 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
This wasn't the sort of trip I meant.
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jespah
 
  4  
Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 06:54 am
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
How NASA stays under budget.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 24 Mar, 2015 08:47 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
Do you charge by the hour or by the parsec?
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 05:46 pm
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
Voiceover: "This mother's day, don't settle for a call."
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 06:42 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
Me, I'm flying in my taxi,
Taking tips, and getting stoned,
I go flying so high, when I'm stoned.
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 06:55 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
Didn't I tell you? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 07:36 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
So I'm guessing after a day cooped up in this cab it's good to get out into the wide open spaces.
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hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 07:44 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
Hey bud, turn the meter on!
hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 08:19 pm
@hingehead,
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/06/30/9c/06309c3369c29543d60cc84f1e2c263c.jpg
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Wilso
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2015 09:50 pm
mark
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2015 07:23 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/150406_contest-690.jpg
George
 
  2  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2015 07:35 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/150406_contest-690.jpg
Saves on oats, but it's tough on the butt.
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parados
 
  3  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2015 07:37 am
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/150406_contest-690.jpg
I got it on ebay!
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