parados
 
  10  
Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2016 08:07 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg

It would be many years before they could have an actual board meeting.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2016 08:15 pm
@parados,
Love it!
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cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2016 08:19 pm
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
Have we all said "present" yet?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 09:13 am
@cicerone imposter,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
Who replaced the coffee with Miracle Growth?
hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 09:36 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg

The CEO vouched for the new guy but everyone suspected he was a plant.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 09:42 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
I don't think J.B. fully grasps "Undercover Boss".
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 10:03 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg

Stop beating around the bush and stick to the topic.
0 Replies
 
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 10:15 am
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg

" Aloe Vera"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 10:19 am
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
"Let's cut the horse ****."
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 10:21 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
"New rule: Nobody gets fired."
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Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 04:49 pm
@parados,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
"We should all be very suspicious of a corporate plant!"
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 06:14 pm
@Ragman,


http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
"Okay so we gave the Clinton Foundation millions and all we get is a plant?!"


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George
 
  4  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 08:57 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
An awkward silence fell over the room when it was Iris's turn to vote.
ossobucotemp
 
  1  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 09:02 pm
@George,
I do like that one, George.
0 Replies
 
jespah
 
  3  
Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 10:18 pm
@George,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/161114_contest-690.jpg
The only people who aren't being fired are, as follows:
  • Fern Arable
  • John Birch
  • Iris Murdock
  • Daisy Buchanan
  • Chris Pine and, of course
  • Rosemary Woods
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panzade
 
  3  
Reply Sun 13 Nov, 2016 10:32 pm
Winners...
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/IMG_0382_zpsi580dkl8.jpg
FIRST PLACE

"Well, if it isn't the Gym Reaper."
Submitted by Anna Kadyshevich, Brooklyn, N.Y.

SECOND PLACE

“I see fashion's dead, too.”
Submitted by Mitch Wertlieb, South Burlington, Vt.

THIRD PLACE

"Let me guess, Casual Friday the 13th?"
Submitted by Susannah Plunkett, New York, N.Y.
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panzade
 
  2  
Reply Sun 13 Nov, 2016 11:46 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/image_zpsr7wyr5lw.jpeg
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Sun 13 Nov, 2016 11:53 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/image_zpsr7wyr5lw.jpeg


Evil porpoises
Krumple
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2016 12:31 am
@chai2,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/image_zpsr7wyr5lw.jpeg

"Useless dolfins, I wish they would mimic something useful like a cellphone or a boat."
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Ragman
 
  5  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2016 01:47 am
@panzade,

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/image_zpsr7wyr5lw.jpeg
"They're doing that on porpoise!"
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