Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 07:54 am
@jespah,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

Oh sorry Gladys, I misheard. I thought you said that I should practice hard towards achieving my next election.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 11:48 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

How else should a motivational speaker do pillow talk?
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edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 01:22 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
What a big podium you have.
panzade
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 01:25 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
000000Doesn't this lectern light give off a romantic glow?
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firefly
 
  11  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 01:28 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

I'm composing my Sermon Before the Mount.
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 01:38 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

If you'd leave your hearing aids in, I wouldn't have to use this.
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vonny
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 02:28 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

Is this what you mean when you say you like to think outside the box?
carloslebaron
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 02:40 pm
@vonny,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

Playing of being seduced by a politician is not working... better use the gorilla custome again..
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roger
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 03:12 pm
@firefly,
That's just wicked.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 04:34 pm
@edgarblythe,
Ding, ding, ding, I like it.
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glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 07:20 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
The Romneys try a little dress-up play at bedtime.


Ooof, you made me laugh out loud.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2014 10:13 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
How long do we have to do this to make a good youtube video?
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2014 03:47 am
@edgarblythe,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

"Yes this is pretty stiff and wooden, but not exactly what I had in mind."
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George
 
  2  
Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2014 05:31 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
One of us is delusional.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2014 06:59 am
@George,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

I know I'm your speech therapist Mr Hodges, but Office hours are between 9am and 5pm.
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2014 07:36 am
@Lordyaswas,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

Darling.....

At the third stroke.....

when you took this job as a Speaking Clock....

It will be eleven....

I never thought that you would actually.....

fifty three.....

have to do it in real time!

and thirty seconds............pip.....pip......piiip.....at the third stroke... it will be eleven...

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Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Reply Thu 18 Dec, 2014 09:59 pm
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

"I'm not wearing any pants."
George
 
  2  
Reply Fri 19 Dec, 2014 05:30 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
Were you about to say something?
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Fri 19 Dec, 2014 05:43 am
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg
Thanks for this. It puts me into a coma until morning.
bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Fri 19 Dec, 2014 06:59 am
@edgarblythe,
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/12/22/p465/141222_contest_p465.jpg

But the teleprompter is on the ceiling!
 

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