panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 10:01 am
@tsarstepan,
clever tsar
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 12:21 pm
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You lost your fruit. You've got to move on now.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 12:22 pm
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They call you an empty suit?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 12:23 pm
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I don't think you are fruity at all.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 12:24 pm
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You are in love with an apple core?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 02:11 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160502_contest-690.jpg

"And why do you think you're the punchline of a tired old burlesque show gag?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 02:13 pm
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"Some loses do make one feel empty, but its all the part of the process."
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 02:15 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160502_contest-690.jpg

"You trusted your heart an entire sleeve of nilla waffers? How does that make you feel?




https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M33ac9f10f31ae0302eb71f572b1f5761o0%26pid%3D15.1&f=1
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 02:17 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160502_contest-690.jpg

"We can talk about Viagra in our next session or two, first I think you should tell me about losing your, as you say, "banana"."
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George
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 02:27 pm
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And did "Chiquita" return your affection?
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 03:12 pm
@George,
Great minds, I was just trying to formulate a Chiquita quip.

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160502_contest-690.jpg

Did the flambe procedure hurt a lot?
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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 03:53 pm
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No, I don't want to slip on something a little more comfortable.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2016 06:50 pm
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>gasp< Where is that thing?
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 06:18 am
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:05 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"Global warming doesn't phase me, global wetting is a much bigger problem as I see it."
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:07 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"I crowd funded it so I had to make it big enough for all the shares I offered."
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:09 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"If I can't make it home, pulling down the privacy tabs makes it into a roomy tent."
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tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:10 am
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg
It's part of the Trump collection.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:10 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

I've been told it makes my ass look smaller."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 May, 2016 07:12 am
@bobsal u1553115,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/160509_contest-690.jpg

"I borrowed it from Manute Bol, why?"
 

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