http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/09/04/betty-white-is-not-dead/
Some people just don’t get homonyms.
“Actress Betty White, 92, Dyes Peacefully In Her Los Angeles Home,” according to satirical news Web site “Empire News.”
That’s “dyes,” not “dies.”
Empire News explained: “In a press release from her long-time manager Jeff Witjas, it has been confirmed today that actress Betty White, best known for her roles on TVs The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Golden Girls, and Hot in Cleveland, is not a natural blonde.”
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