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Tue 21 Oct, 2014 02:05 pm
I recently met a girl on a dating site, and we had a fantastic first date. I really have to stress how fantastic it was, and the fact that I vomited, (on her,) and shat myself,(some of that my also have got on her) in no way detracts from how brilliant the night was. My mate Dave, who came along for moral support, says it was so great he can't even remember what happened. That's how good it was. Although we're both at a mystery as to who owns the prosthetic leg that turned up the next day.
Anyway, form some inconceivable reason she's not returned my texts, should I go round, tanked up of course, she can't change me. Or do you think she's some sort of weirdo?
@izzythepush,
I say go round there, pull out your dangly and do helicopters for her.
It worked last time.
@ossobuco,
Fucked if I can remember.
@izzythepush,
made me laugh
Punkey, do you mean football?
@PUNKEY,
You leave Frank out of it.
@ossobuco,
Like a lot of us he has his own fansite.
http://www.frankbruno.co.uk/
@izzythepush,
Ah ha. The Frank Bruno I've read was a longtime restaurant critic for the New York Times.
@ossobuco,
It can't be easy eating a meal with gloves like that.
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