Ok thanks guys. I was rather hoping there was a right way and a wrong way, and that they would both involve apostrophes.
I'm writing a story and it kind of hinges on one of the main characters making a subtle punctuation error, and I would like this error to be right at the heart of the topic under discussion. Seems like I should think of something else - "frog egg" does seem right now you've said it.
Ok! Back to the drawing board! (Any suggestions welcome
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