Laugh Of The Day...Courtesy Of Christians (?)

Thank you for that, Bear. I needed a laugh this morning.

Ha ha, incidentally my solicitor sent me to a psychiatrist some years ago in connection with a vigilante charge I was facing. The shrink asked me a series of questions and wrote down my answers, and one question was "Do you masturbate?"
I answered truthfully and later he sent a written report to my solicitor saying I wasn't nutty.
Maybe the 'm' question is very important in psychiatry because it tells the shrink a lot about us depending how we answer it.
If I'd lied with my answer, maybe he'd have declared me nutty.
If you're wondering how I answered it, I'm not coaching you..

Wait, there's more

http://christwire.org/

This is serious! The right wing religious extremists are going to interpret this as killing all those potential babies, and they're going to legislate laws against masterbation. The NSA is going to be back intruding into private lives with cameras in every room in the house.

The law is the law......

It's so hard for me to believe that these people are posting this crap and actually believing it and taking themselves seriously. Or are they in competition with The Onion?

He neglected to mention that if everyone who masturbates...were accidentally to all masturbate at exactly the same time...

...they Earth could be thrown off its axis and humanity would cease to exist.

shot to death.... so to speak

Oh, the humanity!

Oh, the stink!

Oh...I can't read this goddam magazine because the pages are all stuck together.

When the shrink asked me "Do you masturbate", i've always regretted missing my chance to jokily reply "masturbate who?"

Y'all're all going to hell.

This whole site is a riot

I found this when clicking on a link at the bottom of the page.

My response would have been "JESUS CHRIST MOM! GET OUT!!!"

Hey Ricky, walk into your parents bedroom when they're being naughty, and if they scream "Get out", just say "Sorry, but you walk into my room without knocking, so i thought you wouldn't mind me walking into yours, fair enough?"..

That is the most disturbing thing I have seen all week.

I know, that was really some ******* ****, huh?