Interested in finance and money-saving techniques

Buy low, sell high.

Buy it when it's cheap; sell it when it goes up. If it don't go up; don't buy it.

(approximate) Will Rogers quote.

For the vast majority of your life, the growth in your net worth is a lot more dependent on how little you spend than how much your savings grow. Use common sense when you are spending money. Don't buy that expensive car for an additional $5k when you can get a perfectly good car for less. Get that cheaper cellular plan, consider if you really need that cable TV package or that very large TV. Look at what you are spending money on day to day, month to month. Save hard when you are young and you can enjoy yourself later. It is really hard to catch up if you start slow.

1. Buy 1/8th ply toilet paper.
2. Instead of a dog, buy a pet rock. No need to feed it. No vet bills. When you get bored of it, you can chuck it into a river and no one can charge you with animal cruelty.
3. Invest in aluminum foil. Cases and cases of aluminum foil that is. Currency, gold, and silver are far too volatile.

Save dollar bills for the paper content?

Use dollar bills as home insulation. Fill the spaces in between ones walls to stop drafty windows, etc....

Nods knowingly.
Also, re use aluminum foil until it finally tears.

Rule #1, Never lose money.
Rule #2, Never forget rule #1.
~Warren Buffett


Buy land. They're not making any more.
~Will Rogers