What is hell?

I head it as three choices of punishment, the least arduous being stood waist deep in **** drinking cups of tea. Then there's two punchlines, either "Tea break's over, back on your heads," or, "It's not so bad now but you wait until the Devil goes past on his speedboat."

That's the version i heard, the one about back on your heads. Of course, over here, it was a coffee break.

I do like the idea of the Devil riding a speedboat on a lake of **** though. It may not be the best punchline, but it's the best image.