edgar, as a psychic, I already know all that lies beneath the clown suit.
Portal Star, I see a shiny, profitable contract in your future. You will be approached by the education system (which one, I'm not sure, the details are fuzzy) to paint murals on the walls of their new 'McSchools', a concept that has been mulled over for some time, but has not yet been released to the public. The corporate sponsorship will disgust you, but the money will be too good to turn down.
George, I predict that your love of soccer will lead you to firmer thighs. No, not your own, but you will start frequenting higher-end strip clubs. The ones you go to now are just plain nasty.
Grand Duke, you share many qualities with your idol, James Brown. You are both hairy, funky and nearly out of cash. You are also both hard working, and true survivors. Keep fighting the funky fight my brother.
