Side Effects Include Game

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Another variation on the alphabetical word game. Everybody in the US (not living under a rock) has seen at least one of those new drug commercials on TV which tries to shove one type or another prescription medicine down our collective throats (even if we don't have that alleged affliction). The weird thing (legal necessity) comes at the end of the commercial when the narrator starts to spout out a partial list of side effects that have been associated with taken said medicine.

For this word game, I'll start off with a side effect that starts with a letter A:
Side effects include Apple scabs or perhaps Angry Bowel Syndrome (ten times worse then irritable bowel syndrome). The next poster will come up with an original side effect that a hypothetical prescription drug might include (but which starts with the letter B, and so forth.

For inspiration see Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. and one of his Prescott Pharmaceuticals skits. http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/362319/october-18-2010/on-topic--colbert-case-files---side-effects-may-include---

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[+3] - terioptic - 03/25/2024Youthanasia : Side effect from having had too many facelifts.

@tsarstepan,

Side effects of a Hilary Clinton nomination include Berning sensation on the entire left or progressive side of ones body.

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@tsarstepan,

Cramped bumping. Side effects from when you try to resuscitate a failed word game

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@tsarstepan,

Dumping. The opposite side effect of 'Bumping' a failing word game

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@tsarstepan,

Eye wandering, uncontrollable twitching, stiffness: the blue pill.

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@Miss L Toad,

Frenzied farticular flatulence.

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@izzythepush,

Goner-rhea. To crap oneself to death.

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@tsarstepan,

Hair loss, itchy scalp and brain oxygenation: DIY Trepanning.

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@Miss L Toad,

In-grown Toenail Explosion (may wander to the hands if not treated early)

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@P E Dant,

Jesus farts.

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@izzythepush,

Knee pain (from downward back-flash from the above)

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@P E Dant,

Long-term involuntary, violently explosive episodes of diarrhea.

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@Glennn,

Macular telangiectasia, caused by trying to read the fine print on your medication label

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@P E Dant,

Never-ending daily intake of this drug.

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@Glennn,

Offensive effusions, caused by the bacteria in your medication interacting with the bacteria in your gut, even tho' the pamphlet assures you there are no side effects from this particular medication

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@P E Dant,

petulant preteenitus - random unrelated (to you or anyone you know) preteen children spontaneously appear by your side after you consume the dose whatever particular medicine you're taking. And they're particularly rambunctious at that moment.

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@tsarstepan,

Side Effects Include: Questioning effectiveness of medication, often accompanied by irritability due to false perception that drug is ineffective.

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@Glennn,

Ratio confusion - another horrible side effect of certain medications; the ratio of whiskey/whisky to water seems to vary considerably after taking your prescribed dose

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@P E Dant,

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AKA sideeffectsitis. Patient experiences uninterrupted and unabridged 24 hours of auditory hallucinations, specifically side effects disclaimers from radio and TV pharmaceutical commercials.

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@tsarstepan,

Trepidation!: This is what you experience after reading the list of 'Side Effect Include...' provided with your medication

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