I'd like to know your opinion!

Dear Fabian,
Although I have not been homosexual since before I was a virgin, I shall nevertheless attempt to answer your questions.

1. 1928, in Zi Zi's Bar, Singapore.

2. Yes. Seven times. Eight if you count that misfiring fiasco.

3. Well, with the misfiring they just passed me a toilet roll through the door, but on the other seven occasions they all gave a loud cheer when they heard the squeeking of springs suddenly stop.

4. Well, it was fun while they gave me free choir lessons, but I tired of it when Father Flanagan insisted that I splash him with holy water.

5. Yes, my younger sister Derek.

6. Absolutely, as long as I can have an epidural.

7. No, but I was once mugged whilst displaying a rainbow patterned smartphone. Does that count?

Glad I could be of help.

Is it true about the Fabii, that they all got wiped out by the Veientes except for one dude? So how did your family make a come-back, incest?

Maybe if the dude were a hermaphrodite ?
( I guess that 's incest. )

1. When did you find out that your gay? When this hunky 6’4 Marine told me I was.

2. Have you been hetero before? No but I’ve seen a few in the neighborhood.

3. How did your family/friends react? Family and real friend wouldn’t care.

4. What do you think about religion & homosexuality? What Religious people do in their own bedroom is none of my business.

5. Do you have a life partner? Yes, a hunky Puerto Rican.

6. What do you think about having a child? We already have one, the hunky Puerto Rican did the dirty deed once.

7. Have you ever been discriminated or attacked because of your homosexuality? Nope, but I broke a kids jaw once in the 8th grade.

This whole thing is a joke, am I correct?

You have one broad range of humor. 😆

No Dear, you're mistaken. We here at A2k devote a great deal of time and effort to deliver the best advice we possibly can. His Lordship has many talents, is incredibly bright, well informed and known far and wide as a straight shooter. You can bet your last dollar on any advise given by his Lordship.

We strive to help those who are in desperate need of help. In fact we all swore an oath, well some of us just swear.

I love that.

Perfect response.

If a hermaphrodite is reborn, can he and she come back as separate individuals? Or, do they (can they) choose sides before labor begins?

I'm sorry. You have us confused. We here are mostly homo sapien. So our answers will be dysfunctional

Yes, apart from 5, and even then I half fibbed.

Derek is my younger sister's middle name. I always use it as she hates to be called Colin.

Do u think that 's where identical twins come from ?

LOL

So the information he said is true? Sounds like to me he's telling a fib regarding being "gay".

If he's part of construction, he could have not bee around since 1928, yet alone born around any time then. He'd be too old. Lol

"He'd be too old...."

S'funny, that's just what Lana Turner said!

May I please ask how old you are?

Yes you may.

Ok, How old are ya?

I know you're British, you said you live in London. Lol

A lot of non British also live in London.

You want to know my age? Never! You'll never get that information out of me because......ooh, wait a minute, the nurse has arrived and is handing me a note saying the bingo is due to start down in the day room.....