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im a gay feminine male seeking the love of jesus

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mineo
 
Wed 15 Jan, 2014 10:13 am
i'm writing this because i am a gay, very feminine acting, gay male, looking to serve the lord jesus. i am attached but feel very stronly that when i am sexually active with my man, i am being violated by the spirit of jesus christ. i say "violated" not in the sense of "rape" but that being screwed in my ass by my lover-which i might add-is extremely painful to me, i am givng myself to "MAN" that in his earthly form-him being a child of god(christ) it is his right to take and use my body in love and passion. and that every time (my lover) plants his seeds in my ass, i am taking the devine sperms of jesus inside me. i believe this with all of my being as true. i am his vessel to be used for his pleasure just bcause he is the one and true son of GOD.
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jespah
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 10:19 am
@mineo,
Uh, yay?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 10:21 am
@mineo,
I feel exactly the same when the Taxman shafts me.

I read the official form and usually shout 'Jesus' when I see the amount I have to pay.
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fresco
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 10:24 am
@mineo,
Note that "seeking" ≠ "seeping" !
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Setanta
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 12:03 pm
http://media.tumblr.com/0f7dbafed77b44a728ff9021c0bb04ad/tumblr_inline_mw26hyvenY1qktv7n.png
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edgarblythe
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 12:09 pm
I bet Wednesdays are a gas.
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Germlat
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 01:40 pm
@mineo,
I know this is a joke...I've never known a gay man to respect "Jesus".
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 01:42 pm
Quote:
Mineo said: i'm writing this because i am a gay, very feminine acting, gay male, looking to serve the lord jesus.

Good for you mate, you're the sort the Catholic Church wants..Smile
Calamity Dal
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 03:52 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
and how much do you know about the catholic faith?
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 04:01 pm
Quote:
Calamity asked: @RF- and how much do you know about the catholic faith?

Only that it's a micky-mouse religion that makes a fool of itself by praying to Jesus's mum..Smile
Calamity Dal
 
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Wed 15 Jan, 2014 05:54 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
I have no intention of defending that one
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neologist
 
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Thu 16 Jan, 2014 01:02 am
@mineo,
You will need a greater understanding of the scriptures in order to come to terms with your inclinations.
izzythepush
 
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Thu 16 Jan, 2014 04:26 am
@neologist,
That's very easy to say when you don't have similar inclinations.
tetratron
 
  0  
Tue 21 Jan, 2014 09:55 am
Jesus might love you, but he sure as hell doesn't like homosexuality, no matter how you want to change that, homosexuality isn't natural and it's a disorder even though you feel perfectly alright, your neurons misinterpret and you're attracted to males instead of females, ask a honest doctor, he'd explain it to you. Look i'm a liar, Jesus still loves me, so i'm sure he can deal with your ill decisions, i heard you're expecting a baby, holla at me when you conceive. I'm not homophobic, unless you're pointing a gun at me.
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Romeo Fabulini
 
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Tue 21 Jan, 2014 10:08 am
There are nasty gays and there are nice gays.
A bunch of nasties surrounded Lots house in Sodom and hammered on the door yelling "Bring out those two men who are visiting you, we want to have them!" (Genesis 19:4)
It was a bad call by the nasties because the visitors were angels in human form and they called in an "airstrike" against Sodom/Gomorrah..Wink
The moral? - most decent people couldn't care less if nasty loud militant homosexuals are slung into hell like human trash.
But most people like nice quiet friendly gays and have no beef with them.
Whether their niceness will get them through the pearlies only God knows.

Incidentally ex-gays were welcomed into the early Christian churches-
Paul said- "heathens, adulterers, gays, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, slanderers, swindlers ...that is what some of you were" (1 Cor 6:9-11)
neologist
 
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Tue 21 Jan, 2014 12:00 pm
@izzythepush,
Paul counsels some that is is best to remain single. (1 Corinthians 7:28)
izzythepush
 
  1  
Wed 22 Jan, 2014 02:27 am
@neologist,
And Paul was a ******* bigot.
Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 22 Jan, 2014 04:18 am
@izzythepush,
Ringo was a bit grumpy as well.
Lordyaswas
 
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Wed 22 Jan, 2014 04:19 am
@Romeo Fabulini,
They used the word 'gay' in the homosexual context way back then, did they?
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izzythepush
 
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Wed 22 Jan, 2014 04:35 am
@Lordyaswas,
They've recently made a revival.
http://www.cinemasnacks.co.uk/images/RingosC%2BO.jpg
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