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what kind of headstone you get there?

Beats hell outta me, Husker. I think they just provide the plot, and you gotta come up with yer own headstone . . .

Maybe somethin' like "So long, Sucker" . . .

I've got insurance and some investments to squinney or my oldest daughter to take care of my handicapped son . I'm a full body donor, so no stupid expensive horseshit funerals. Instead a party and a tshirt that says "I went to Steve Quinney's wake and all I got was this lousy t shirt"

I really would like to be taken to the taxidermist and made into a coat rack, but that's illegal.

Boss you going to be ok with a Cross on your headstone?

All these look like crosses

There are several "standard" headstones if you go with a government provided on there Husker. You can get the cross, the Star of David or nothing.

If you wander through Arlington National there are thousands of 1.5 ft tall, 1 ft. wide stones that have nothing but a name on them - some of them very recent.

They put a star of David on the headstone of a Jewish soldier, maybe i can get one with an emoticon rolling its eyes.

*snicker* Not a bad idea!