Help Winnie-the-Pooh answer a question

If you need a flowing white beard in order to appear clever, I'm F***ing glad I'm a half-wit

Whats an atheist?

I can't believe this silly thread of mine has been revived.

Only the very, very clever can avoid posting to it.

Like me I'm too clever to post here.......... hang on a sec........doh!

Nice one Kedge. Welcome to our wacky A2K world.

Hm. I think the very-very clever stroke their beards to keep the food particles and oils from their various meals evenly distributed throughout. In that way, whatever beasties that come to live between the strands are able to distribute themselves evenly rather than clumping up in one area and distracting the wearer.



Sal

It's a good place to poke about on an idle day.

very-very-clever
The very-very clever stroke their beards because their Mothers raised them to refrain from booger diving. So when they needed to have busy fingers...they stroked.