Random weird thoughts

stinky is constipated and I fear the worst.

a big ol' gooey hairball gacked up on the comforter at 4 am.

thoughts?

he's got to get an enema

make him eat a lot of oil maybe that'll help him **** it out.

I went to a sushi bar tonight and got wished a "Happy Walentines Day" - I love them so much. Really sweet folks that own that place. They made red velvet petite fours for dessert. Amazing. Am I spelling petite fours right?

I had some kind of wine too...I forget what it is called - but very yummy. As was my sashimi and my tuna rolls.

My child gagged however. I was scared for about 10 seconds - was pretty sure he was going to ralph on the table again. All because I made him taste raw fish for pete's sake.

I recommend the olestra oil. zero calorie, laxative property.
Albeit it sounds like a dieter's dream, they pulled this oil out of the shelves because people was sharting here and there. It was out of control. he he he.

Were you drinking your wine out of a red solo cup?

That's you mismi, class all the way.

so if you take the cat to the vet but don't have the money right now to pay, won't they make payment arrangements?

I mean, they wouldn't let stinking die of an impaction if they can do something

They made me drink out of a WINE GLASS...

heinous.

I took my cough tablet earlier than usual.

I can't focus my eyes.

erk

I said "again"

Do you want me to tell you about the first time he threw up on the table when we went out to eat?

Good Times.

Truly. Memorable.

<shiver>

I can't focus mine either.

I think the reasons are totally different though...

well - as you said...cough medicine...

me: few glasses of wine....

but stiil- unfocused!

Oh man....what's wrong with those people?

Hell yeah we want you to tell about it.

Okay - so we were at Gulf Shores, Alabama for vacation. We went to Lamberts which is the "home of the throwed rolls" (this is Alabama) - great big fun. The twins are 4. I have an infant that is less than a year old. We get seated and they do their "throwed rolls" thing and we get these amazing yeast rolls and our drinks.

So Baby B takes a big bite of a roll and seems to be feeling fine. Baby A and the infant are content and smiling when I look at Baby B (i like to call the twins baby a and baby b - since that is what the doc called them when he was pulling them out of my uterous.) So anyway - Baby B looks funny. A bit puzzled. And then ---- SPEW ---- and I hear gasps and "Oh my God's" and yes - Baby B has thrown up all over the table....and continues to do so - not once but three times.

Now - these - my boys are tiny. The doctor - he told me - the babies tummies are no bigger than their fists - but let me tell you - there is no way that something the size of a fist could hold this much - vomit.

I jump up - grab napkins - grab baby b,,,because he is crying, wipe his face - look at the sea of - vomit, and start putting kids in the stroller. My mom is with me and is apologizing profusely to the neighboring tables. The folks at Lamberts can't get us out fast enough...they bag the rolls and put our drinks in "to go" cups and shoo us out the door. We don't pay a dime.

I can tell you that I never saw one persons face. All I could say - over and over again - is - "I am so sorry"

Baby B also pooped in a pool one time when we were at a party..

And you wonder why I drink out of solo cups? Please.

I hate when I P.U.I.

Baby B seems to have been a lot of trouble.

Did you ever think of exchanging him for a box of emergency flares, or a case of solo cups?

Damn, I started to read your post while the coffee was brewing, and before I got up to get a cup. I thought that restaurant was the home of the "thrown trolls"

Imagine what I was thinking when you said they started doing their thrown troll thing.

Imagine my disappointment when I got my coffee, had a sip, and reread, realizing you were just talking about bread.

That would have been a good threat.

"You better tighten up boy, or I'm exchanging you for a case of red solo cups."

Hence the appropriateness of my signature line.

My thoughts are with stinky today.

I hope he poops soon.