BIGFOOT IS A HOAX!!

Oh, no, farmerman. Does this mean that Letty's Yeti is a fake?

I have a herd of Yeti living in the woods behind my property.

They're well-behaved and quite photogenic.

Rest easy, farmerman, your beliefs have thusly been restored.

Now the yeti, as I know it, may be a real version of the Yakima bogus bigfeet. So, maybe I can regain some of my trust in the veracity of human tales.

gus, I believe the word is crotch, 'I have a crotch of yeti
living in the woods..."

Or is it:
'I have a crotch of yeti
living in the crotch of a tree..."

Anyway, bigfoot is real and so are the Martians who are aiming the mind beams at the Chinese secret agents massing on the US/Canadian border.

Better than "I have a herd of Yeti living in my crotch"

But sometimes I feel like that.

joe-your not making that up are you? im easily convinced

I just read somewhere that they found the remains of a Kraken washed up on shore somewhere. Those things are definitely real!!!

What's a kraken?

It's like a humongous octopus. Sucker'll take your whole boat down with it!

And all this time I thought it was the monster in "Clash of the Titans".

Giant Squid?

Ceili, Norway's counterpart to Nessie.

I suspect Gus has a clutch of yeti crashing in his crotch. That would explain a lot.

Dear goddess - don't SAY those sorts of things for me to find so early in the morning!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

hmmm, somehow I stuck this in Philos/debate. Sould have been in cooking or Science(cryptozoo)

The fact that one particular photo has been admitted to be a fake does not, ipso facto, prove the non-existence of Bigfoot. Next you'll be telling us there's no Nessie and no cryogenically frozen bodies of ETs at Area 51. Just because I've never seen one, doesn't mean one doesn't exist. I have faith, bretheren and sisteren, yea, I have faith.

By all means, you get my support, Andrew!

(Besides, this would mean that our friend bigdice67 isn't Bigfoot's son - but he is still posting and will even go to Florida next month!)

It's very important to remember that.
That if you haven't seen something doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

All the great writers have believed that if you can imagine it, it's almost real already, except they would have worded it better.

So when I tell you that the Martians have already beamed their mind-wave instructions to the Chinese agents massing on the Canadian border

(BTW: I am not making this up. It's on a couple of late late night talk radio shows every night about how the Martians used to shoot at us from Mars but that now they are on the Moon(!) because we didn't stay there and that they are the ones behind the Hubble Space Telescope being shut down because they don't want us eyeballing them.)

Where was I?
Oh yeah, so when I tell you that it's beyond a shadow of doubt that Saddam has weapons of mass destruction hidden in his vast palaces you'd better mark my words or I'm going to tell the UN except that everyone knows they have already been taken over by the Martians.

I have a headache.

Joe

truth
You sadistic iconoclasts. Next you'll tell me there's no God.