@Askipper52,
Askipper52 wrote:
... people all over the world used to come to America for great health care . Those days are gone.
How disingenuous can you be? This thread has nothing to do with surgery and all to do with fearmongering and sending out blitzes of out and out lies.
Those days aren't gone and you bloody well know it. The US still has the world's greatest university system and medical schools. Thusly the US still has most of the world's greatest teaching hospitals where new and innovative medical procedures are developed and refined. Even the most jingoistic Republican knows that yet still won't acknowledge it. But it's true and nothing in Obamacare will change that.
Under the terms of Obamacare, all citizens, upon turning 65, will be required to register with their local death panels (termed "Happy Panels" under the legislation). The sick, feeble, infirm, and generally depressed will immediately be scheduled for review (or "consultation") by their local Happy Panels, so remember to smile and look your best when you present yourself for registration.
Failure to register with your local Happy Panel will result in an immediate consultation by your local Happy Panel.
All registered Obamacare users will be subject to mandatory consultation by their Happy Panels on their 70th, 75th, and 80th birthdays. At this time, it is not anticipated that additional consultations will be necessary after a registered Obamacare user's 80th birthday. Failure to undergo a mandatory consultation by your local Happy Panel will result in an immediate consultation by your local Happy Panel.
By registering with your local Happy Panel, you agree to have all of your medical records inscribed on a microchip. Pursuant to Health & Human Services Dept. Regulation 66.6, this medical records microchip (the "Healthy Chip") will be implanted in your left arm. Failure to have the Healthy Chip implanted in your left arm will result in an immediate consultation by your local Happy Panel.
Updates to your medical records will be sent automatically to your local Happy Panel by means of the Healthy Chip. In addition, your whereabouts will be monitored by means of a GPS tracking device embedded in the Healthy Chip. Any attempt to remove or disable the Healthy Chip will result in an immediate consultation by your local Happy Panel.
Do not subject the Healthy Chip to excessive heat or light. Do not wear silver or gold jewelry that might interfere with the proper functioning of the Healthy Chip. Do not expose the Healthy Chip to x-rays or microwave devices. In case of a water landing, your Healthy Chip may not be used as a flotation device. If you cannot abide by any of these guidelines, please report to your local Happy Panel for a consultation.
Every year, your local Happy Panel will select certain registered Obamacare users, at random, to participate in a series of contests known as the Geriatric Games. Participation in the selection process is mandatory, and volunteers are encouraged. Any attempt to evade participation in the selection process will result in an immediate consultation by your local Happy Panel. All surviving participants in the Geriatric Games will be exempt from further participation in the Geriatric Games.
All questions or concerns should be directed to your local Happy Panel, which will be happy to arrange a consultation for you.
@H2O MAN,
OMG, Bill Gates is for death panels. I wonder why H2OMan uses software supplied by Bill Gates. Doesn't he realize he is supporting death panels by doing so?
@joefromchicago,
You made lots more sense than waterman or the jerk who started this thread.
