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What do you think about during sex?

 
 
Post: # 566,917
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 03:07 am
Well, from now on - if there IS a now on!!!!! - I will be thinking: "oh my! This is so tough for men! I can't do it to one ever again. I am giving it up for the good of the male sub-species. No more sex for me - I cannot be so cruel..."
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Post: # 567,016
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 06:50 am
I think about sex of course. Damn, I thought we all did.
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 07:19 am
You think abt sex while having sex ?? Shocked
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Post: # 567,048
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 07:28 am
Yeah. I can't imagine thinking about anything else.
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 09:07 am
What about midgets, wearing George Bush masks, Montana? AM I ALONE?!!!!
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Post: # 567,159
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 09:30 am
Yes, Slappy, just like when you're having sex, you're alone.
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 09:34 am
D'OH!

Painting my hand like a puppet makes it feel..."less alone," though.
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Post: # 567,254
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 10:52 am
I find that if I switch up and use my left hand, the right hand gets jealous and begins to fondle my buttocks.
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Post: # 567,260
View Profile Montana
 
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 10:56 am
Damn, it looks like you guys can't win for trying.
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 10:57 am
You're leaving something out, aren't you?

Your dog's name is "buttocks," isn't it?

ISN'T IT!?!?!??!
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Post: # 567,289
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 11:17 am
LOL!
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Post: # 567,325
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 11:35 am
Is that a new pillow?
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 11:38 am
Re: What do you think about during sex?
Eva wrote:
hmph....spoken like a 23-year-old.... Rolling Eyes


Misunderstood like a woman. Rolling Eyes

The point was that the ejaculation need not be the end of the world and not even the end of coitus.

The show can go on, even if there's a soldier down. This is a point that is not specific to young people. The numbers chosen were intended to be funny and nothing more.

But I enjoy the opportunity to playfully espouse reciprocal stereotypes so I'll say again that this is typical female reading incomprehension. This is why wimmins are said to be tapped.
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 12:06 pm
Re: What do you think about during sex?
Nah, once that soldier is down, is perfect time to turn on Playstation2.
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 12:15 pm
That's messed up! At least turn on the hand-held massager for her first.
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 12:48 pm
Them playstations control pads vibrate as well. Kill two birds with one stone.
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Post: # 567,520
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 02:37 pm
It is very odd in films, when a premature ejaculation (as in American Pie - well, that was two) is treated as some sort of disaster, and the end of things - and no, Play Station is only in there with a VERY small chance at that point, believe me - vibrating damn whatsits or not...
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 02:46 pm
Yeah, I don't get it. It doesn't have to spell doom. It ain't over till....
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Post: # 567,562
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 02:56 pm
Yessssss?
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Reply Thu 19 Feb, 2004 03:11 pm
...until the cops show up?
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