What I thought was sad was the vid where his brother, Wilbur is sniffing him and rubbing his face against him.
There's a great variant of Dan E's proposal over on the cat room thread. It's a YouTube film of a cat being used as an energy source because the landing on feet/bread always lands with spread side down thing just keeps it spinning. My damn iPad won't let me copy and paste it.
I am all about "eyes" and the eyes had it, they said OMG, WTF, PLS, NO.. etc