Wed 23 May, 2012 12:49 pm
people who annoy me? I wanna just reach out and squeeze their cheeks until they squeal "Nuff!!!" Then I wanna tell them, "Your shoe's untied." He he he. Give them verbal wedgies.
Well, edgar, you can start right here on this thread with me. For years I have been ridiculing the education standards in Texas.
Does anybody know this Harold Pinter that's stalking my daily quotes thread?
Texas football is excellent, but education has suffered. It has gotten to the point where I am forced to use very simple vocabulary to discuss anything with you or the other Texas A2Kers.
I can't hold the Texas education system to blame for my inadequacy. I went to school in California until after I was in the ninth grade. And I quit shortly thereafter. You must be thinking of PDiddie.
Then I wanna tell them, "Your shoe's untied."
Suppose they were wearing these?
That would make it all the funnier when they look down to see.
I actually do respond best to simpler words. Long technical treatises put me in a coma.
What about right here in this one?
this reminds me of a segment of a skit from a monty python album (the skit was not from the tv shows)
a man is at a bookshop and is asking for a bunch of books, at one point this exchange goes down
Man: do you have "1001 Ways to Start a Fight?"
Man: an Irishman I believe.
You know when the Irish started fighting, right?
When the second one was born. Yuck yuck yuck
And I like that one even more.
You irritate me not for being agnostic but for turning every thread to your obsession.
Everybody's obsessed with obsession today.
Go ahead, edgar. Let me have it. I can take it--sorta.
I'm braced. Let 'er rip.
Aw shucks, edgar. Thanks. I didn't think you noticed.
Oh, wait. I knew you noticed. You liked it when I kvetched about turning the mattress over.