I just had a vision.

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

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Could you be....no, I just can't go there......

Yes, Kirsten..... I am your father.

Daddy?

Yes, it's all starting to make sense now....something just never seemed quite right with Mom's tale of my father being the pretender to the throne of Denmark, who succumbed to Dengue fever while hiding in the Brazilian rain forests, plotting a triumphal return to claim his birthright, with the aid of his devoted band of transexual guerrillas.

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I dunno, what sort of damn world is this, where even the goddamn gorillas are succumbing to fashionable gender ambiguity....

I have a fabulous black long coat thingy, with lots of sequins and lace. Will that be ok for the de-Gussing?

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I blame the plastic....

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dlowan: that long black thing seems perfect for Daddy's demise. Mind if I ask where you got it?

Daddy Gus: Not to be indelicate in your time of trial, but if you would just PM me your attorney's name and address, I'll see that he gets all the necessary info to update your will.

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Big decision now:

Gus's hanging - OR the cricket?

What's the weather like at the hanging site? I don't own a black coat! - Well, I do, but it's velvet and I'm not sure it's appropriate for a hanging. Wink

It's gonna be very hot here for the cricket - and no shade?? ~

aaarrrrggghhh!!!!!!!

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44.4 here....

Well, about 113 F....

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Prolly cooler at the hangin', then!?

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Well, yes. Only - I am staying right here next to my airconditioner...ain't nothin' gonna get me out of here tonight...hope we don't lose power.

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Send me some photies?

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of the cricket....??? or.....

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NOT the cricket!

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Well, I see plans are shaping up nicely for the hanging. Now all we need is a band. If we ask, I'm sure BPB will bring Cirkus (good band name for the occasion, dontcha think?)

One question remains...

Gus, what song(s) would you like for them to play?
Any last requests?

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Damn Gus,.. you are far more popular than I would have guessed! The staggering number of supporters who have come forward in your defense is sobering indeed. With so much opposition; I fear this could escalate into WW3.
(Hurry up and find him before this gets out of hand)

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i would suggest a 'hemp' rope for the 'occasion'; seems from his comments, that hemp is close to Gus' heart! (and so'z 'is neck) Twisted Evil

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I can't say that I advocate lynching...real aversion to the word actually...but...I'd advocate this:

catch him - of course

tenderize him w/ an oversize "Pampered Chef" meat tenderizer

flay him

pour vinegar over him

I'll leave the party and then...

follow w/ hanging as suited

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ony;
that's so much 'more humane'!! Shocked

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i never ever said it was humane (i never ever said I was...)

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I just had a vision.

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