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A Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid
is holding a quarter.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face. The dad realizes
the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman
in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading
her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
commotion, she looks up, puts
her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the
newspaper and places it
on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her
way, unhurried, across
the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully
takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and
then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the
woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to
her seat in the coffee
bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no
lasting ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking
her saying, "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
fantastic. Are you a
doctor?"

"No," the woman replies. "I work for Internal Revenue
Service."