JUST A DIET

The word is food
I don't mean to be rude
Eat less if I could
Apple Pie walk by.

Just a bit of crust
Ok if you must
Whats all the fuss
Take it from me.

One cake and see
Crumbs on the carpet
There goes your target
One fruit scone, don't you moan.

Think I'm the dog
Throw me the bone
Glad when its over
Think my names Rover.

I ate the cake was a mistake
Next it was swimming,
Sank in the lake
Look fruit square.

Try if you dare
Sugar on face
Same on hair
Your a disgrace.

Pie in the sky.
This first day
Kick out the diet
Breakfast to faraway

"Look girl getting thinner.
Tomorrow make sure you eat your dinner
Or you'll be even thinner
But to me your still a winner".