Nothing but the truth

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning.
(Catherine Aird)
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids
for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing
loss and they called ME slow!
(Kathy Buckley)
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I
know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
(Dolly Parton)
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can
ride on.
(Roseanne Barr)