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Grab me a beer

 
 
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Reply Sat 7 Dec, 2002 10:49 am
A woman comes home from shopping to find her husband relaxing on the couch watching TV.
"Hey, Honey?" says the husband. "As long as you're up, would you get me a beer? It's gonna start soon."
The woman brings her husband a beer and goes back to work in the kitchen.
A little while later, her husband calls, "Bring me another beer, it's about to start."
So she sighs, brings her husband another beer, and goes back to washing dishes. A little bit later...
"Honey, would you bring me a beer? It's gonna start any minute!"
Exasperated, the woman gets a beer out of the fridge, slams the door, and stomps over to her husband and hands him the beer. Then she returns to her work. Sure enough, a few minutes later...
"Bring me out another beer- I think its gonna start right now."
Furious, the woman shouted back, "YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN DAMN BEER!"
"Well," said her husband, "NOW it's started!"
 
Post: # 31,449
View Profile Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 7 Dec, 2002 11:04 pm
Ha ha ha, good one! I'm surprised it took her so long to catch on!
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Post: # 31,469
View Profile mikey
 
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Reply Sat 7 Dec, 2002 11:20 pm
i was just wondering what color her hair was not that it matters...ducking
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Reply Sat 7 Dec, 2002 11:27 pm
I like it! I like it!
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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