"Having behind us the producing masses of this nation and the world, supported by the commercial interests, the laboring interests and the toilers everywhere, we will answer their demand for a gold standard by saying to them: You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold."
-- William Jennings Bryan, 1896.
This one's no joke, folks. Cain has called for a returrn to the gold standard.
I think Herman is a frigid bitch. That man seems so cold I bet when his mother was pregnant with him and her water broke shards of ice flew out of her vagina.
Herman Cain will be giving his next speech from New Amsterdam.
@snood,
Herman Cain opposes repealing Prohibition.
Speak for yourself, John. I want that Pocahontas for my own self.
I heard Herman Cain say he was still on the fence about the whole "women voting" thing...
I heard a rumor that Cain was born in Kenya. Is he even a citizen yet? I'd sure like a look at his long-form birth certificate.
I heard that Cain was certain that the Supreme Court wouldn't make much of a big deal of the up and coming Plessy vs Ferguson case, awaiting in this season's docket.
@tsarstepan,
Herman Cain is pleased that Dewey beat Truman.
@DrewDad,
Herman Cain has opened a legal defense fund for this sailor, in case of allegations of sexual harassment:
Herman Cain favors government subsidies for buggy whip makers.
Herman Cain came out in favor of his own drinking fountain that whites couldn't use.
@parados,
Herman Cain is concerned that requiring auto makers to install safety belts is over regulation.
@DrewDad,
That makes Ralph Nader as Herman Cain's natural nemesis.
Cain advances new economic plan offering every citizen a disk with ten free hours of AOL service. Savings projected in the dozens of dollars.
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Herman Cain demands there be more lifeboats on the Titanic.
Mr. Cain has called for the annexation of Texas, saying: "And if Mexico wants a war, they can have one!"
@Setanta,
Mr. Cain says he is considering participating in the Oklahoma Land Rush.
@Setanta,
Well, that's a saver, thanks.
