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This just in from Herman Cain:

 
 
DrewDad
 
Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 10:11 am
China has a program to develop nukes!

(Actually, they've had 'em since 1964.)

What new revelations will he advise us of?
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 10:12 am
@DrewDad,
I hear he's creating a plan for dealing with the U.S.S.R.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 10:13 am
@DrewDad,
How about Yugoslavia?
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 10:19 am
@Sturgis,
He doesn't like the sex trade in Siam.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:04 am
@DrewDad,
What's his position on the rumored WMD development in the Ottomen Empire?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:06 am
@tsarstepan,
And we should we put spoiler tags on the fact that India and Pakistan have the nuclear bomb as well? Might spoil the surprise ending if Cain gets elected president and finds out the hard way....
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:17 am
@tsarstepan,
I understand his first diplomatic mission will be to Constantinople.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:20 am
@tsarstepan,
He's announced that the new head of the Department of Indian Affairs will be one Colonel Henry Bouquet.






(too obscure?)
(too offensive?)
djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:20 am
i wonder what his stand on VHS or Beta is
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:23 am
Hehehehehe . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:24 am
@jespah,
Herman Cain has just announced that he deplores bear baiting.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 11:25 am
@DrewDad,
Bouquet was no worse than anyone else in his age. I enjoyed it, anyway.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 12:02 pm
@Setanta,
Herman Cain just announced that he believes BMW (Buggy Whip Manufacturing) is too big to fail.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 01:25 pm
It would seem that Cain is not able.
TheLeapist
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 01:30 pm
@LionTamerX,
Quote:
It would seem that Cain is not able.
Haha. I see what you did there...

Fantastic.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 02:26 pm
@LionTamerX,
Quote:
It would seem that Cain is not able.
This is just too good to forget. What a great catch phrase!
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 02:35 pm
@coluber2001,
Herman Cain opposes the League of Nations.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 03:10 pm
Herman Cain did not have sex with that woman.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 04:51 pm
Herman Cain takes a strong stand against the pirating of 8-track tapes.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 06:01 pm
"Some day we hope to find a way to prevent the scourge of Polio."

"It will be a big part of my administration's foreign policy efforts to build up a strong trade relationship with the islands of Hawaii and the peoples of New Mexico."

Joe("Cain is not able." still nails it.)Nation
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