We are looking for funding to design and build a Revolutionary Lev Train to transport people and cargo without all the hassle of going through the airport, and we're asking you to read the blueprint and decide if you would like to buy shares in this revolutionary new industry.
It's a commonly known fact that a piece of bread with peanut butter will always land face down and that cats always land feet first.
So we plan to harness this power by attaching thousands of cats onto giant slabs of peanut buttered toast and they will then spin inches above the ground never touching it.
We plan then to attach this contraption to the bottom of our vehicle and be able to have cheap quick safe transportation.
If anyone is interested give me money to buy peanut butter, or donate a cat.
You could probably experiment using Craven, as he usually lands on his face (or something). and it'd be cheaper, too, as you wouldn't have to worry about special kennels or groomers or stuff like that.
May I ask about the steering mechanism? I've never known a cat to go where someone else wants it to go; in fact, unneutered toms have been known to disappear for days at a time. Even while levitating, I'd be willing to bet that a cat would find a way to do what it wants to do.
It's a serious problem that Diane has given us here. How many cats would one need for a trans-atlantic flight? We got two here, and Nisse is almost up for adoption, and this would be appropriate measures!
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