Im a guy. How to grow breasts naturally?

Just say no! Mainly because it's not humanly possible as it can't be done naturally. If she asked you to jump in front of bus would you do that?

This is a joke, right?

Might I suggest you contact JGoldman10, maybe send him a PM (private message).
I believe he has had experience with this sort of problem and I'm sure he'd be more
than willing to offer you some good sexual advice.
That's JGoldman10.
He's a sex fanatic and a sex guru.

I think I would first need your definition of "natural".

It's not how, but why? Why would you? I think you're weird and your wife's weird and this is probably a troll.

How can you ask "why?" Mame?

The woman obviously wants to have 300 orgasms a day, and this is the path.

This has to be a troll post because everyone knows if you want to grow breast naturally you use miracle grow.

Now, that just ain't natcheral.

A daily rubdown with lard might help. For gods sake, don't use Crisco. Crisco is shortening.

Fill two plastic bags with Jello and tape them to your chest. Over that, wear a thin fabric bra.

LOL at you and JC - too funny.

grow them naturally?

just get pregnant. They swell up all over the place when that happens. You can do that too right?

Just eat all the mainstream chicken and beef that you can. There are enough added growth hormone chemicals in them to make any man's breasts rival those of Dolly Parton.

Take your right hand and place it on just under your left elbow. Take your left hand and place it under you right elbow.
Pump your hands whilst grasping your forearms and repeat the following mantra,
"I must, I must, I must increase my bust".
and repeat
and repeat
and repeat

From your other topic:

Sometimes men that let themselves get fat develop breasts. Just think of the "Bro" or the "Mansiere".

And here you go - according to scientic fact..
"One of the biggest culprits for adults—and one that's easily avoidable—is weight gain. Braunstein, a hormone expert, explains that when men gain weight, they're not just getting bigger; the extra weight is actually changing their hormone production—and not in a way that most men would like. By nature, fat tissue manufactures the female hormone estrogen, which in turn stimulates breast tissue—meaning that significant weight gain will always be associated with some sort of breast growth, even in men, according to experts."



http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2007/11/08/off-their-chests.html

Where and (more importantly) WHY do you find this ****? Life is bizarre enough, please don't contribute!!!

Well I remember the BRO from Senfield so I went and did a search and bam - I actually found the evidence of men growing breasts "naturally". You never know what you can learn from one day to the next.

Whoa! I am astonished by the level of ignorance I see posted here! First of all it is not only possible but it is accomplished quite regularly daily! Natural breast growth through hormone replacement regimens and the use of anti androgens to stop testosterone! The older the male the possibility of smaller breasts but the areola and nipple will change as well as the breast tissue! The people here who wrote their responses are both ignorant and irresponsible!