DO NOT DISCUSS MY PENIS WITH ME ! ! !
Well, people who have seen it say there's not much to talk about...
LOOK YOU UNGODLY HEATHEN, YOUR PENIS WANTS TO BE DISCUSSED!!!
You CANNOT deprive it of the ATTENTION IT DESERVES. That is SINFUL. You cover your PENIS as though it is SHAMEFUL. WHY do you HIDE IT AWAY?
WHY DON'T YOU LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF?
If you want to enter THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN you must REPENT and STOP ABUSING YOUR PENIS!!! YOU MUST FIGHT THE URGE TO IGNORE IT!!!
YOU MUST ALLOW IT FREE WILL. GOD CREATED PENISES, SO THAT MAKES THEM SACRED. A cloistered PENIS is not A HAPPY PENIS!!! AND A MAN WITHOUT A HAPPY PENIS DOES NOT KNOW GOD!!!!
CLEANSE YOURSELF OF SIN AND LIBERATE YOUR PENIS!!!
Unless you are an UNCIRCUMCISED PHILISTINE. Then you BETTER keep your penis UNDER WRAPS and NEVER NEVER TOUCH IT or LET ANYONE SEE IT or IT WILL FALL OFF. THAT WILL BE GOD'S PUNISHMENT. And you should NOT have started this thread to talk about such FILTH you MORON. But, if you REPENT, you will be REWARDED with a BORN AGAIN PENIS.
LET YOUR PENIS BE BORN AGAIN!!!! REPENT!!!! LET THAT PENIS GO!!! LET IT SPEAK FOR ITSELF!!!!