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Tue 13 Jan, 2004 06:51 pm
WARNING - SPOILER SCENES FROM DIRECTOR'S CUT!!!
Gandalf converts to Rastafarianism
"
Lively up yourself Saruman"
Sam loses his door-to-door gig with Mary Quant for overly aggressive sales-pitch
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You feeling beautiful today, punk?"
Some confusion at the gates of Mordor
"Are you sure this isn't the re-make of Monty Python and the Holy Grail?"
1st Gondor Regiment of Royal Deserters prepare to flee
After proposing to Eowyn, Aragon promises to give her something long and hard on their wedding night
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Actually our family name is Minardil-Annunrhu'duaryzik"
Elves Saint-Laurent reveals new line of hooded gowns
Michael Jackson (no relation to Peter) in cameo appearance
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We moon walkss. Yellow Face hurtss ssurgery"
Riders of Dominos delivering pizza with new Hot-Cell (TM) saddle bags
"
You won't guess where I'm keeping the garlic bread!"
Time out for some light-hearted fun
"
Well do it AGAIN!
The flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison,
the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true"
Internal Revenue agents questioning Aragon about sword-related deductions in last financial quarter
Gollum learns the truth about the ring.
No, no, no! It only bestows power when you wear it on your FINGER!
I'm sorry Gollum
I didn't mean to hurt you-ou-ou
But you can kiss that ring Bye Bye
'Cause tonight,
I'm stealing like a hobbit . . .
First class, Mr. Pondquility, good work . . .
Wondering around the forest in a blur:
Just look out for the flying monkeys.
Billie Jean is tricksy
and not my lover
she's just a goblin ...
etc. <snicker>
Orcs try out local NZ tradition of the 'haka'
Near-sighted elf responsible for string of camera operators' deaths
"
Why am I always doing re-shoots?"
Gandalf discovered with secret stash of 'PlayElf'
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