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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 04:19 pm
Issues with that cat
Were scratching the table legs
And using the flap.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 02:10 am
And using the flap.
Red sponge nose pressed flat on glass,
baseball bat should work.
Post: # 3,799,083
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 01:50 pm
"Baseball bat should work,"
Said Joe, "nothing else seems to.
I'll get some butter."
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 02:58 pm

I'll get some butter
Mousetrap, and the world will beat
A path to my door
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:02 pm
A path to my door
Through six feet of fallen snow
Looks like a fjord
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:05 pm

Looks like a fjord.
A vast chasm opened up
Where Wal-Mart once stood
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:06 pm
Looks like a fjord.
Under heavy snow blankets,
winter wonderland.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:01 pm
Winter wonderland,
so deep and crisp and even.
Hopeless for beer sales.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:13 pm
Hopeless for beer sales,
Helen Keller's bikini
signed off at halftime.
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Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2009 04:36 am
signed off at halftime.
The soccer ball hit the pole,
did he score a goal.
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Reply Sun 1 Nov, 2009 11:04 pm
Did he score a goal?
Or did he go on the 'fix'?
sighs the betting crowd.
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 04:49 pm
Sighs the betting crowd,
"The Yankees will win in six.
Or perhaps seven."
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 06:02 pm
"Or perhaps seven."
Oscar gasped gulping a pill.
His wife rolled her eyes.
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 09:14 pm
His wife rolled her eyes,
his wife rolled her thighs, and then,
grabbed a bathrobe fast.

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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 09:49 pm
Grabbed a bathrobe fast
then closed second floor curtains
Neighbours on their roof.
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 10:07 pm
Neighbors on their roof
speculating about the
late night shooting stars.
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 04:50 am
late night shooting stars
Three stiffs on the red carpet
Brad, Kylie and Cher
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 11:41 am
Brad, kylie, and cher,
three bears on a tear, going
to bowl the wolf down.
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 12:05 pm
To bowl the wolf down,
Moon said to the tardy Sun,
"Why don't we swap shifts?"
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 04:05 pm
"Why don't we swap shifts?"
So tempting to the spirit,
the table is set.
 

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