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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 04:20 am

Oh where is she now
Little Bo Peep is so vexed
Those damned sheep have gone.
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 11:39 am
Those damned sheep have gone
To the slaughterhouse. Makes me
Vegetarian.
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 12:05 pm
Vegetarian
librarian goes to look
for greenie cook books.
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 12:07 pm
For greenie cook books
Look no further than the Bean
Book, farters' delight.
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 03:41 pm

Book Farter's Delight
For your next barn dance. They're great!
They'll bring their own beer.
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 03:45 pm
They'll bring their own beer.
Their beers are so delicious
It’s downright scary.
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 08:30 pm
it's downright scary
the goings on in this world
just keep a clear head
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Reply Sun 31 Aug, 2008 09:23 pm
Just keep a clear head,
A lingering aroma,
the ghost of a toast.
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 12:53 am
The ghost of a toast,
All those empty wine glasses
Whisper, "Bottoms Up!"

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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 02:20 am
Whisper, "Bottoms Up!"
As the gals in their bloomers
g0 slowly by you
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 02:20 am
Whisper 'Bottoms up!'
And clink crystal flutes, before
Sipping the champagne.
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 04:09 am

Sipping the champagne,
I fell headlong down the stairs
Do not booze and cruise.
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 05:03 am
"Do Not Booze and Cruise"
Don't drive, or meet strangers, drunk--
Both are dangerous
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 05:13 am
Both are dangerous
Said the smiling fairground man
But his eyes were steel.
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 06:01 am
But his eyes were steel
As he stared the bad guy down,
That's Superman's style!
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 07:41 am
That's supermans style
Flowers from every country
What a bouquet
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 08:54 am
What? A bouquet
Of dandelions, poison
Ivy and holly?
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 12:32 pm
Ivy and Holly.
Regular attendees at
The local bingo.
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 01:02 pm
The local bingo
parlor - in the church hall - is
draped with plastic fruit.
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2008 02:51 pm
Draped with plastic fruit,
Carmen Miranda danced, sang
Into film hist'ry
 

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