Were you listening
To that terrible music?
Sorry I turned it off.
Sorry, I turned it
Off-colour by adding more
turps to the canvas.
Lezzles, lovely to see you!!! How are you today?
Turps to the canvas,
Bricks to the wall. And of course
A view to a kill!
A view to a kill?
One should sip one's Chardonney
And wait for the show!
Clary, luv! how are you?
My concentration span is about twenty minutes at the moment. Thought I'd pop in and see what's happening. I note you are dishing out plenty - keep up the excellent work.
And wait for the show,
Sipping Chardie and nibbling
Toasted nuts and cheese.
Toasted nuts and cheese
Programme's rustling on my knees.
Look! The curtain's up!
Look! The curtain's up!
She's naked - she must be an
Exhibitionist!
Exhibitionist
Puts himself on sale for sex
In the market place.
In the market place
Are steaks and juicy peaches,
And I'm a veggie.
And I'm a veggie
Hater. I loathe artichokes
Can't abide turnips.
Can't abide turnips,
Parsnips or any other
Sweetish root veggies.
Sweetish root veggies
In a stew with chunks of beef
- A good winter meal.
- A good winter meal
Sticks to ribs; padding backside.
Diet in the Spring.
Diet in the Spring
Includes fresh wild garlic leaves
In my Thai stir-fry.
In my Thai stir-fry,
is that eel? Ah, too many
cooks, etcetera . . .
Cooks etcetera
Are travel agents. Boots is
A British chemist.
A British chemist
Was boiling up a concoction
Which scared him a bit.
Which scared him a bit
was that witch of an ex-wife
out of the psych- ward!
Out of the psych ward!
Go back ito the family
Which first sent you mad!
Which first sent you mad-
-dened with vernal ecstacy,
Narcissus or Squill?
