Beauty is a pain
All that sheer adulation
Becomes so boring
becomes so boring,
when i sit aside lonely,
and watch time go by.
And watch time go by
Is such a waste of one's life
Don't sit on sidelines!
Don't sit on sidelines!
Twelve men on the football field
Will not be noticed
Will not be noticed
If you act very demure
Be more assertive!
Be more assertive
with those bugs. Lure them in, and
then swat them quickly.
then swat them quickly,
as they crawl upon the glass,
filthy, rotten things.
Filthy, rotten things
Festering in the dark soul
Shine a light in there.
"Shine a light in there."
I said to my assistant,
As I drilled the tooth.
As I drilled the tooth
I thought being a dentist
Was no fun at all
"Was no fun at all"
She made this notation in
Her little black book
Her little black book
Was starting to fade to grey
I've grown old she thought
was no fun at all,
that day that the dentist drilled,
i should have brushed more...
I've grown old she thought
As she stared at the mirror
Those grey hairs must go!
Those grey hairs must go!
I haven't time for one more
Bring me blonde instead!
Bring me blonde instead
of this tepid ash, I've got
fish to fry, people!
Fish to fry, people!
So, get in the kitchen now
And let's get cooking
And let's get cooking
Tom yum gai, the delicious
Thai soup with chicken.
Thai soup with chicken?
Sounds too healthy for my bod -
Choose hot fudge sundae
Choose hot fudge sundae
When the cold winds of winter
Whistle round your shack.
