Don't Mess with My Oreos

HA! I forgot about those

and Blizzards!

did you forget about Oreo Blizzards?



I usually have one a year.

yum

Red Velvet Oreos Are Here, After Initial Claims That They Were a Hoax
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/01/red-velvet-oreo.html

There's no limit to what they will cram into that brand, is there?

I'm waiting for the 1%ers targeted gold leaf and Beluga caviar Oreos.

Or the gold leaf, foie gras, and truffles Oreos.

As my grandmother used to say, "Feh, pooh," which by my standards is kind of polite.

My version of feh, pooh: Hey, Oreo people. Leave my ******* cookies alone. Of course, the Oreo people could say back to me, "Hey, asshole. You don't want 'em. Don't buy 'em." To which I would say, "Who you calling asshole. you buncha **** faces. You're messing with an American institution. Would you change the stripes on the American flag to wavy lines? Would get a toupee for the bald eagle? Stop messing with the steenkin' cookies."

And the crime spree keeps rolling on:
The World Gets Its First Glimpse of S’mores-Flavored Oreos
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/02/smores-flavored-oreos.html

No. Do you have any evidence that doing this has been a bad idea re sales and the power of the brand? I dont mind this sort of thing so long as the reg is available, and is as good or better than it used to be. And I consider size a part of this, stuff that is too small takes more effort to eat, and uses more packing, often to an obscene level.

You might recall in the Hostess thread I said that a big part of the failure of the company had to do with not doing new flavors, and making a poorer quality product over the years. I said that Oreo was an example of what they should have done.

Tragedy, or something like it happened as I tore off the annoying top of the Oreo package. The cookie looked strange. Then I noticed that they'd given me some nonsense called 'double stuff'. I didn't want this! Oh well, it's what happens when I'm lazy and order the food on-line.

Oh well part 2, I decided to eat them anyway and will eat a few more later.

Double Stuff! Such nerve!

I'm sure Nabisco appreciates your loyalty.

I saw yellow filling yesterday. It's for spring and they guarantee the flavor is unchanged.

Yankee Oreos. Finally a change I can live with.

Boozy oreos hack:
https://youtu.be/YlS23WlVabU

Yes, this was written years ago. Never let it be said that I am not single-minded of purpose. My supermarket now has Chuckles!!

Two problems. I'm not sure I can afford them (they come in big boxes, not small packages). And I'm not sure I can chew them

So near and yet so far. Sigh.

My method on Chuckles was to slowly suckered them down into their final state of disolvement. Chewing them annoyed me due to the way they stuck to my teeth.



Been wondering... what is the purpose of the Oreo thins? Is it meant to torment people?

STURGIS!!!!! I'm beyond glad to see you. How the hell are ya?

I weakened and bought the Chuckles. Stickiness is still there. It was a box of Chuckles, not the way they used to be--all neatly lined up in a row. I got three yellows, four oranges, two blacks, and one red. No green? And that one lone red. Phooey on the Chuckles people.

I have no idea why they're now manufacturing Oreo thins. I'm beginning to get the feeling that the Oreo people are desperate, stoopid, or don't understand their own product.

Did I mention that I'm glad to see you? Hey, I'm glad to see you!!!

Proof, there is no god!

Dunkin’ Donuts and Oreo Are Having a Baby