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And This Year's Holiday Darwin Award Goes To......

 
 
Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 06:32 pm
http://www.wftv.com/news/2727104/detail.html

what a maroon..... Laughing
 
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 06:38 pm
Not to make too fine a point of it, but her neighbor really stuck to her didn't he.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 06:39 pm
Oh what fools we mortals be..
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 07:20 pm
Acquiunk, say what you mean and don't fence with me.....
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 10:12 pm
reviewing the rules of the darwin award, you may be a bit premature. In order to win the award, the incredibly dumass act must result in the death of the awardee, thus removing them from the gene pool.

just wishing to stave off any immediate protests.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 10:40 pm
well, we'll be hopeful for her then... :wink:
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 10:44 pm
She might grow to enjoy it.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 10:46 pm
Can you imagine having to hold her up waiting for the EMT's ? MAN!!!!
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 07:46 am
Good fences make good neighbors...
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 08:47 am
and sometimes make two neigbors out of one apparently......
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 09:10 am
Sorry to all the soft at heart, but....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Very Happy

Again, I'm sorry....
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 09:17 am
You all laugh, but knowing this country, if she lives she'll end up suing the people for having dangerously sharp fence posts, and walk away with millions.

Dumb bitch.
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 09:26 am
sad but true slap......
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 10:44 am
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs going over a fence?
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 10:46 am
I'll bite....
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 10:47 am
Homer...
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 11:09 am
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your doorstep?

Matt.
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 11:10 am
what do you call a man with no arms and legs in the bushes?

Ps Seal... Laughing Laughing that was a new one on me....
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 12:06 pm
If it was a woman, I'd call her "Rose."
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 12:11 pm
good one slap...it's Russell
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