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proper order for the festivus celebrations

 
 
Post: # 497,619
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 06:44 am
First there are the displays of how each of us have failed the otthers

then there are the feats of strength

What are the full celebratory obligations of Castanzian modes of celebration of Festivus?

and
How long does festivus run/
 
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 06:45 am
Serenity now!
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 07:16 am
thats not part of festivus is it?
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 07:18 am
I don't recall for sure.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 07:21 am
Ah, the holiday that I have been waiting for all year. The one that cheers my spirit!

http://www.karber.net/seinfeld/festivus/default.htm
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 07:25 am
Oh no! Not festivus!
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 07:29 am
Bunny- You have something against the greatest holiday of them all! :wink:
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 08:26 am
oh yes, the airing of grievances.


ya know, that rabbits avatar has always annoyed me. Its sneering.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 12:42 pm
How long does festivus run? Until we all runout of steam.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 12:46 pm
Farmerman's avatar looks like he has haemorrhoids!
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 12:49 pm
You may have explained a lot about the last 18 months of the American Civil War.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 01:07 pm
I believe I have! Have not "forensic" examinations of bodies from that period discovered terrible tolls on health and comfort from many chronic diseases, in young people, including soldiers?

People who want to live in earlier times are nuts, in my opinion! Though Michael Crichton suggests differently for mediaeval times for some reason...
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 01:08 pm
Stop staring, Phoenix!
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 01:15 pm
Bunny- Your smoking is stuffing up my sinuses! :wink:
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 01:16 pm
Hmm - I guess you'll need to wear a respirator, then!
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 01:17 pm
If we are to have feats of strength contests, I have the best feets for them!
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 04:38 pm
My avater may have hemmorhoids rabbit but your avatar is ugly. I however, can get my avatar a hemmeromectomy and he , once again, will be alright.
Ya wanna wrestle?
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 05:24 pm
YOU think MY avatar is UGLY???? Your ugly, constipated, huddled looking weazened specimen couldn ado two rounds with MY avatar!

Bring it on, cornhusk!
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 05:43 pm
Think Ill cook me a rabbit, SLOW. i dont need two rounds, i only need a spit and a small fire.

look at you, your a mess. 15thousand posts and you havent succumbed to a much needed makeover.

I like this airing of the grievances thing you fuzz faced little lagamorph.
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2003 07:46 pm
Why alter perfection, you image-hopping, flea-brained, crooked-nosed, rickety, back-woods Dummkopf?
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