The worlds first riddle!

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory, but why should I care; I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ….The Mattel recall of lead painted Barbie stuff raises the query; if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?





Mark:

LOST
A) 12345 * 8 = 98760
B) 87456 / 8 = 10932



And to prove he is multi functional…

A W A K E = wide awake





WH EY
WE IGH





HE
AD

Is that a way to part or a way to weigh the whey?

Francis:

"Is that a way to part or a way to weigh the whey?"



Whichever way you look at it, you have it covered!






I calculated that if I rode at 10 km per hour, I will arrive at my cabin in the woods at 1:00pm. If I ride at a rate of 15km per hour, I will arrive at 11:00am.

How fast must I ride to arrive at the cabin at noon






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[size=7]12 km/hr

15x = 10(x+2)..........x=4 so cabin is 4*15=60km away and start at 11am-4=7am
rate=distance/time = 60km/(noon-7am)=60/5=12km/hr[/size]

HE
AD
splitting head ache

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American Pie
All-around American

Sorry I'm late, it's just that Quantum mechanics is the dreams stuff is made of. I'm telling ya, the only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes, so borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.





Thoh:

12 km/hr

15x = 10(x+2)..........x=4 so cabin is 4*15=60km away and start at 11am-4=7am
rate=distance/time = 60km/(noon-7am)=60/5=12km/hr


Thanks; I will set off soon.



Ksanfo:

EXIT LUNCH
……...LUNCH = out to lunch

1.
2. BLAME
3. BLAME = no one to blame

Hey you! I only just put those up; are you having a brain Storm?





Eiln pu





LAL

Try you must be (LAL) all mixed up


I feel like I am finally getting to use my brain again...for fun!

Eiln pu = line up in alphabetical order

Should we queue to answer?

Stormy:

EXIT LUNCH
……...LUNCH = out to lunch

1.
2. BLAME
3. BLAME = no one to blame

Try you must be (LAL) all mixed up


Eiln pu = line up in alphabetical order


Simply amazing!



Francis:


Eiln pu


Should we queue to answer?


I don't think that will be:


Circumstances
Necessary






A "Buckminsterfullerine" is a 60 atom carbon molecule. The molecule is a solid with a surface that resembles the patchwork of a soccer ball. It has 60 vertices. Each vertex is surrounded by two hexagons and one pentagon.

How many faces does the solid have





League



CYCLE
CYCLE
CYCLE

Little league & tricycle

[size=7]i should know this since im a chemist but i dont so i drew a picture and ill say 32...12 pentagons and 20 hexagons[/size]



little league



tricycle

aw, you guys took em all. oh well, I'l just sing.




It's our time to shine through the down
glorified by what is ours
We've fallen in love
We've fallen in love
It was the best idea I ever had

Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and SHARPER
Found a box of sharp objects
What a beautiful....
Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and SHARPER
Found a box of sharp objects
What a beautiful THING

Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and SHARPER
Found a box of sharp objects
What a beautiful THING

SICK

Do you want a song of glory?
WELL I'M F***ING SCREAMING AT YOU

It's our time to shine through the down
glorified by what is ours
We've fallen in love
We've fallen in love
It was the best idea I ever had

Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and SHARPER
Found a box of sharp objects
What a beautiful...
Today I fell and felt better
Just knowing this matters
I just feel stronger and SHARPER
Found a box of sharp objects
What a beautiful thing...
Found a box of sharp objects what a beautiful
...box of sharp objects what a beautiful THING

Wake up! Wake up! It's the weekend!!!


Remember half the people you know are below average; but I say support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.






TTH:


Little league & tricycle



Thoh:

Buckminsterfullerine:

"should know this since im a chemist but i dont so i drew a picture and ill say 32...12 pentagons and 20 hexagons"


Congratulations, I did not know you passed as a Chemist; now discover something why not!



Every two sides of the hexagon correspond to one side of the pentagon:

(6x/2) = 5y

Solve the equations, x = 20, y = 12
x + y = 32



League = little league

CYCLE
CYCLE
CYCLE = tricycle



Thank you Ksanfo, it is not every day someone posts a song; now I have just gotta hear what it sounds like! Just remember; never run with scissors.







FAMILYYYYYYYY



M1LLION




ME one one one

No, there are left overs. Would you like them brought forward?one in a million

ME one one one

So you're not at the end of the line, or are you a fugitive?

He is in the WPP

TTH wrote, "No, there are left overs. Would you like them brought forward?"

Sure if you can find them!



Mark:

ME one one one = So you're not at the end of the line, or are you a fugitive?


I thought someone was after me!




Can you manage a quickie?


The Shearson Township Bank & Trust has 35 rolls of quarters in its vault. There are 40 quarters in a roll. The bank also has 63 rolls of pennies. There are 50 pennies in a roll.

What is the value of this money



The Runners club of greater Angola is sponsoring a race. The club expects each runner to drink 1 cup of water about every 5 miles. There are 237 runners. The race is 10 miles long.

How many cups of water are needed


Trisha's job was to put 4 items - a flower, a candle, a saltshaker, and a pepper shaker- on each of the 38 tables in the hotel dinning room. She was missing 12 flowers.

What is the total number of items she was able to put on the tables







L
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L
O+
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SS= calculated loss

UR
UR
UR
UR
…...UR
UR
UR = you're out of line