ASK SANTA CLAUS WHAT YOU WANT, all boys and gerls welcome

I want a new leaf. I mean a Nissan Leaf.

@littlek,

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I want a new leaf. I mean a Nissan Leaf.

YOULL put your eye out kid!

Sit right up here on Santas lap and we will see what we have in his bag o goodies for Lil K. "WHY heres a gift that keeps on giving, A brand new fully electronic ROOMBA floor sweeper with remote control and self docking action"

HOOOOOO HO HO HO HO . Boy am I wracking up the product placements for good ole Bobby G.

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@farmerman,

I've always wanted a Roomba! Thanks Santa!

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I wanna **** bazooka, to deal with the other drivers on the road . . .

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I think we are dealing with a Santa who is "a few reindeers short of a full sleigh ride."

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@Setanta,

Now lets see. Here weve got a nice Baltimore Catechism book, and its a first edition. Santa always keeps his eye open to bring fun into your life.

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@wandeljw,

I could suer use some chocolate chip cookies, Ive got the munchies somethin awful and chips aint doin it toonight.

OOOO HO HO HO HO ,WOW lookit theblue colors around the lamps. Really fascinating. SANTAs going to lay down and take a little nappie now so if any of the boysn gerls want to help giving appropriate gifts , Santa could sure use some help while hes out

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I want a Stanley Cup for Da Broons.

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Santa delivers gifts . . . he ain't no miracle worker . . .

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@Setanta,

Well said from Ontari-, Ontari-, Ontari-
Excuse me, I keep choking.

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@George,

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I want a Stanley Cup for Da Broons.

How about a nice toaster oven with convection baking cycle?

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@farmerman,

Sounds good.
My socks get wet.

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@roger,

I want understanding.

That is not anywhere as easy as it sounds, if done right.

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Can a get a Green Card Santy?

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Dear Santa

I would love to travel this Christmas holiday. To somewhere really interesting, like Java, or India, or to Antarctica .... whatever you can manage at this late stage.
I haven't traveled for a few years now & I really miss it.
Hoping you can oblige with a return ticket to adventure! Smile

Thanks in advance!

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@fbaezer,

No. Santy only has red cards, trimmed in white.

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farmerman wrote:

...In fact , Santy may run for president in 2012 , and, based on precedent, Santy feels he could pull it off pretty easy. WHOO doesnt not love Santy CLaus Eh/...

I'm sure Santa would win, but for the life of me, I can't understand why he'd want the job. I mean, working with a bunch of stoned elves has got to be a whole lot better than working with senators and congressmen.

Ooh, what a nice, big, soft lap you have, Santa baby! What do I want for Christmas? I'd really like a live-in maid. Or a full-time cook. Well, both really.

Oh, and a nice, warm pair of boots for Gus, too. ('Tis the season...)

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@farmerman,

you appear to be well and truly in the bag so who'll be having you?

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I got a whole bag of double fudge chocolate chip soft cookies, always thinking of the dentures, I am...
Could I please have the dremel set I've been asking for last 5 0r 10 years or so? You know the one, it comes in a swanky plastic suitcase with all kinds of bits I have no idea what I'll do with, pretty please... I'll be extra good.
Thanking you in advance...
Ceili

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Dere Santa,

Please give me cash. I have been a good girl (mostly, kinda).

I have left a glass of milk and cookies for you. Enjoy. And send my best to Blitzen.

R

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