I had a roommate once named Phil O'Sophy. Irish fellow. Drank a lot, left his dirty socks all over the place, and expected me to clean up his mess. Well, that was just how it was with Phil O'Sophy. I completely concur with skotup1 that "a strong bong cannot be formed in 1 conversation."

Please don't correct that, it's the funniest typo I've seen in a while, and laughter is the key to happiness.