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Hot Naked Sushi Action

 
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 08:27 am
Naked sushi night at Seattle restaurant

This is obviously part of the master plan of Abusive Husbands of North America (AHONA) to keep feminists distracted.

At any rate. . .
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Chef and owner Jun Hong and promoter Cheresa Nemitz enforce rules that include respect for the model, no talking to her, and no hooting or yelling.


I've never been to one of those places, but I think I'll have to track one down pretty soon because this is combining 2 of my favorite things...naked women and sushi. Actually, I don't much care much for a lot of sushi, like hamaguri for instance (yecchhh!), but I'd force it down if it was served on a naked woman.

Just think of it, don't like a particular food? Well have you tried eating it off a naked woman? It's all in the presentation, let me tell you.
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 09:02 am
This is an ancient and wonderful art form, and I completely support it. The only problem that hasn't been addressed is that the mins should really try to control the drool. It's impolite to mess up the model.
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 10:54 am
Regarding the "no talking to the model" thing, where would a conversation with someone you were eating off of go?

Customer: So... Sushi... you a big sushi person?
Table: Well, not really.
Customer: Ah. Well. Being a table, then. How's that working out for you?
Table: Not too bad. Pays the rent. I, uh, go home smelling like fish, though.
Customer: Oh.

. . .It could go on like that for a very long, akward time
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 10:59 am
Laughing It could also start and end with "Oooh! Nice fish!"
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 11:48 am
I smell tuna.
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 07:46 pm
Brilliant. Somebody export the concept to Amsterdam! ;-)
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2003 09:12 pm
Doesn't Amsterdam have enough going for it already?
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Reply Mon 5 Jan, 2004 10:00 pm
No, I haven't tried eating OFF a naked woman, although I have on many occasions ea......... [Post interrupted by PoorTastePostAlert]
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