AlbertBrooks Albert Brooks
Just talked to a buddy in Australia. He was 8000 feet in the air and crashed into a non-believer. In hospital now.
When someone uses a word incorrectly it literally makes my blood boil.
about 5 hours ago
anneke elyse jong @annekejong
i heard clint eastwood just conceded to an ottoman.
7 Nov 12
if you are offered hot pink as an option for something and refuse it, you are not a true man
Fake MTA @FakeMTA: The G train enjoyed a rare moment of working slightly better than Gmail.
is that **** camping? because it's INTENTS
Housemate has started saying "Boom chicka bow wow" seemingly at random. I may have to ask if she's suffered blunt force trauma recently.