I'm a Texan and my wife hacked off my nuts and made a coin purse out of the sack.
No, it's true. I'm a Texan and my wife hacked off my nuts and made a coin purse out of the sack. I need to ask her how many quarters it holds. A Friend of mine hid in the shed for four days, before his mother in law caught him by an ankle and dragged him back to the house. What she and her daughter did to him has always been an intriguing mystery to me, because none of them will talk about it. Then there is bowlegged Bob, from the job. He was born with the need for bowed legs, but he tells me it's out of habit now. I could go on and on about it, but I think you can all see how it is here in the state of steers and steers.
Why did you do this to your husband? Was it self-defence?
After I get married, I'm going to remove Alex's penis and staple it to the bottom of my thumb; that way, he'll always be under my thumb.