Top 10 Bacon Quotes from Homer Simpson
1: “(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"
2: “Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”
“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in.
3: So Bart butter your bacon.”
4: “Is it Bacon Day?”
5: “Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge.”
6: “Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”
7: Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat? (Homer looks excited.
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
8: “[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”
9: “Mmm … bacon”
10: “Mmm … unexplained bacon”