i just saw this in a bathroom stall the other day, and it cracked me up right there on the toilet.
(written sideways so you have to tilt your head)
Now you're peeing sideways.
oh and congrats to me for this being my second post. woo. feel the love. its great to be here.
oh and by the way all of your quotes and quips have left me in stitches and for that i thank you.
One of my favorite quotes, "beat your neighbor not your dog"
haha the old fave "f*ck the dog, beware of the kids"
"Dont smoke dope, give it to the pope!"
"Dont do drugs, give em' to your pugs!"
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving's not for you.
I try to take one day at at time, but sometimes several attack me at once.
don't GO Canada
don't GO France..
and give the boys in EGYPT a chance
bumper
Saw one on a car the other day that looked like this:
Are You Happy? (in huge print)
or are you married? (in tiny print)
I saw a sign on a recycling truck here in Slovakia today:
If you don't class (well, sort, really, but that wouldn't work. class means sort in slovak), you are a class enemy!
Very a propos in Ohio:
Visualize using your turn signal
Quote:If you don't class (well, sort, really, but that wouldn't work. class means sort in slovak), you are a class enemy!
If you don't classify....
Idioms are elusive.
This must qualify:
We bought an iMac and got some neat stickers, and I put one of'em on our car; an Apple apple. My wife brings the car to the shop to do whatever. When she picks up the car in the afternoon, the mechanic asks her about the sticker on the rear window...
"I've seen that a coupla times" says the mech
"...yes...?" says the wife
"is that some kinda cult?"asks the mech
says my wife
" to my husband, it is!"
i can only please one person per day
today is not your day
tomorrow's not looking so hot either
On a big black SUV-
" dare to suck"
Mom , with 3 kids driving it..
I heard the other day this woman that called into the radio station about bumper stickers....
Seems she has a handicapped child that requires a wheelchair and she often will find some idiot without any handicapped plates/notices parked in a handicapped spot and resulting in no handicapped parking. She went to this website that will make custom bumper stickers and made up a ton that says something along the lines of: "I am not handicapped, I'm just an a$$hole that parks in handicapped spots" and whenever she sees one this a$$holes parked illegally, she kindly "gives" them a bumper sticker.
