Favorite Bumper Stickers or Funny Anonymous Quotes

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'I don't do perky.'

'You know you want me.' (one of my favorites Razz

)

'You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.' Cool

'I'm just one big f%&$ing ray of sunshine, aren't I?' Twisted Evil

'Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.' Razz

'God must love stupid people. He made so many of you.' Shocked

'Practice safe sex.....Go screw yourself.' Laughing

'One of us is thinking about sex.....Okay, it's me.....' Embarrassed

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On a

T-Shirt:

"Looking is free but touching will cost you."

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ON a

Combie:

When I grow up I want to be a beer truck.

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Nice People

Swallow

<retaliation sticker for Mean People Suck>

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ohmygoodnessgraciousme!!!!!

roflmao!!!!!!!

:wink: Embarrassed

:wink:

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:wink:

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'And your point

is?????'

'And this effects me in what way?'

'Do I look like a freakin people person?'

'Those are

my principles, if you don't like them I have others.'

~ Groucho Marx

'In the beginning there was nothing.

Then God said "Let there be light", and there was still nothing, but you could see it.'

~ Dave Thomas, founder of

Wendy's

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Not a bumper

sticker, but.....

The license plate of a white Volkswagen Rabbit (remember them?)

ML8ML8 Laughing

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Just say no to crack pull up your pants.
Save trees eat more beavers.
The trouble with most political jokes is that they get elected.
Help preserve wildlife pickle a squirrel today.
Happiness can't buy money.

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That kid thinks W-O-R-K is a dorky oldies radio station.

Quinn, I loved the "Nice people swallow" quip. I'm a bit weary of a world in which "Let it all hang out" means "Admire my imperfections--or else!"

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Forget World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signals.

Hey, Noddy. Welcome

akaRoger

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Hi --

I just discovered this thread.... It's a good one to keep active....

On a T-Shirt....

"I Have Gone To Find Myself. If I Get Back Before I Return, Please Keep Me Here."

My favorite bumper sticker from the 60's....

has a smiley face with only one eye.... "Mutants For Nuclear Energy"

A bumper sticker for my dog......

"My Border Collie Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"

Very Happy

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SAVE THE WHALES -- COLLECT THE WHOLE SET

I LOVE ANIMALS. THEY'RE DELICIOUS

I think there's a website of so-called Zen graffiti. I'll see if I can hunt it up.

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